I don't think I'm leaving Paris! Ha ha

Wow saint patties day or in Paris At the peace and love hostel! Ha ha couldn't of been better!
    We decked out the hostel with streamer ballons you know all the good stuff like that! Chopper and Milan were giving a table of us free shots to blow up balloons! :) shit all blow up ballons all night ha ha! Gotta save money! I fill up the ice bucket for free drinks sooo why not!
    We played The coaster game lol! Let me explain the coaster game it's real easy!
    You start with a stack of coasters about 4 inches high and you bend the top one in a 90 degree angle so half of it sticks up, so to grab this coaster you have to use your mouth and you can't touch your knees or your hands or your face ha ha to the gound! Three of us played no one else would but it was so much fun and I got a free drink out of the deal cause I didt loose!
   We played jenga that has sayings like kiss an American, kiss an auzi sing a song or run naked to mcdonalds ha ha you always have two options on a block and if you chicken out you finish your pint! Ha ha it gets crazy! 
     And we pcouple other games that finished with me chugging a pint of beer vodka and wine! Mmmmmmm
  the staff bet me fifty euros I would be the first to pass out, cause for some reason I'm always the drunkest ha ha!
   But they lost it was me lizz, Milan and Jo the bouncer still in the bar when in closed and I was soo drunk Jo took me up to my room and I conviced him to let me come back down ha ha lizz was like omg ok  ha ha you one the bet!
  I was the first one up down in the lobby rockin my st patties green and my pj's and for some reason miss matched socks ha ha peoe were laughing when they came down all showered at noon talking about there hang overs lol!
      I showered around 1:00 and then went to see the catacomes! It was trippy you walk way down under ground and walk to tunnel and the you see just walls of bones and skulls it's unreal the way they built that soooo long ago!
It was about fourth five minutes of walking under ground and it was wierd because when I went out the exit i was a couple city blogs over? It was a trip!
   Then my hang over hit so I went to the store and got a bagguete and some ham and a gallon of water and ate on the street.. Then realized there was a nice block just the other direction ha ha so I didn't have to feel like a begger sitting there with my € 1,80 meal
    I laid in the park I found and about 3 min later this guy comes up and freaks out and spoke no English and basically he got the point across that I can't sleep in public.. What ever it's not like I'm busting out a sleeping bag and laying next to a shopping cart! Come on!
    So I left went to the eifel tower by metro and walked the river to notra dame and headed back to the hostel around seven!
    Had another rediculous out if control night!
The rose guy that's what I call him now ha ha he comes in every night and tries to sell roses lol and Im always drunk And start talking to him or usaully just say no roses no no no!
   I kept offering him some beer and he says no but for you... And handed me a rose ha ha I was soo stoaked I guess after six days I've kinda rubbed off on the rose guy ha ha :)
   I tried to give the rose to chopper and he put me a head lock and pretty my kicked my ass out front lol so I put the stem on his tip bucket! Fair enough right!
    It was a late night a group of us went to a bar down the street till five a.m! 
   It was chopper, Milan, lizz, me, and Christina! Oh yea and two girls from finnland! And then this new group of auzie that showed up came down to the bar!
There super cool Harrison, mitch, calven, and a really shy kid.. Ha ha ?name?
    The next day I was an hour late checking out ha ha but namo was cool with it! She's really cool every morning she just make a coffee and orange juice cause she knows I'm gettin one ha ha!
     I spent a lot of the day walking around with fish the robot dancer looking for a hostel or hotel that wasn't all booked out!
   But it worked out amazingly because the staff kicks ass they gave me a pad and let me sleep on the floor! I was in a small room with three other girls the same girls we drank with down by the river! 
   Christina, lizz, and aniela!
There cool girls! I like Christina she's super cool and we hit it off! 
   Shes the only girl that played the coaster game! Maybe that's why ha ha!
    And this other girl jeniffer couldn't do it ha ha so she had to by us all a shot!
     Felt kinda bad cause she was out in the first round..
Ok ok back on track ... Last night!
   Was out of control the auzies got me in on a jug which is four liters of boos at 4:30 
   Im thinkin for real two pints before five o clock hits!
In a nut shell the night was crazy, we started dancing which hasn't happens yet! We got the Asian drunk which for sure hasn't happened yet lol! It was halarious! I challed one to a chugging contest then every one stated chanting lol
 she was drunk right after that! Ha ha and had a flight back at japan at 3 am!
    These four kids from Egypt came in and at first I was all there friend ha ha that's the new joke when people check in Milan says oh and over is Zack he will be your new best friend ha ha they figure it out that night but it always starts with a strange look!
    Staying at a hostel for a while is the way to go but then it's makes it harder to move citys... 
     Anyways theses Egypt kids were swarming christing asing me if they could dance with her and I said yea man like it's up to her she said no and they got mad went oround the bar prowling for girls being just stupid! Then I was play jenga and one pick pocketed Me and I turned around and he had my wallet my fake wallet tho :)
   And I freaked out yelled at him he said I dropped it, I said bull shit bro don't even! So he stood up and I said really...
  then the kid pushed me into Jo lol the big as security guy that I get along real good with and the next thing I knew the kids were gone! :) ha ha this hostel is just out there!
  I'm tying to help jo with his English so we always talk about random stuff he's cool!
    Any ways the next morning I felt bad for the auzies.. Harrison lost his camera which I think those shady ass kids took And Mitch came in with a black eye and a patch on for head! Lol I should laugh but I did ha ha he got five stiches!
They left today to the French alps! Then were meeting up agian for sure! Auzies party hard!
     I kept starting the auzie auzie auzie chant ha ha and they were pefect sequence ay ay ay!
    So I just spent half my day updating this blog in the park ha ha jk and now in going to Jim morrisons gave! Why not right?
    And I don't have a room tonight either so maybe all stay for free agian :) 
    Or I have Sleeping bag I've been waiting to use! :)
I need a homless friend! Ha ha 
        It will work it's self out, it always does!
I learned that in big citys not to look for a hostel at five thirty on a Friday! :)
             I miss you guys and hope life is good!