Wow!!!!
Marcos went a little over the top! So did I, but come on I kinda know when enoughs enough .. I'm pretty sure I do ha ha
Anyways Marcos and I met in the lobby and I was talkin to a kid from brazil that's lied in the Netherlands for a year now, he was way chill so Im gonna hit him up when I get to Amsterdam!
Any wAys the night started out pretty slow Marcos and I walked around then went to the train station and I got two necks and Marcos broke down and got one!
The train station is very close to the ritzy shopping district so there wasn't gonna be much going on there except for rich people shopping...
I don't know hamburg at all and niether does Marcos who's been here for a week ha ha.
so I said let's go to st pauli, I kow how to get there! Maris asked menif I was sure? Uhh yep pretty sure it will be better than here!
I think Marcos was buzzing after his 16oz becks and I started to worry a little bit when he asked me if I was gonna drink both of mine? Like I was crazy or somethin... Ha ha not like he wanted it...
We took the tram to shlump the stop we had to change trains, and the was so yelling and screaming!
It sounded like a fight.. We walked around the corner and there five emo kids... Ewwww I'm sorry but I don't like emo kids.. Life is to good to sit around and hate it!
Anyways there was 2 guys and 3 girls in the emo group and they were talkin shit to these three pretty I'd say high school girls... I'd say they were all in high school.
Obviously I can't understand what there saying! But all of a sudden the pretty girl slapped the and emo girl and shit broke loose one o the emo guys tried to push her onto the tracks of the subway but luckily her freind could stop her from falling down there then the other emo boy grabs the girl and puts in a head lock and wrestles her around and her beer shattered!
I couldn't watch any more after that!
I ran up and went to grab the kid but his friend said something and he let go!
I started yelling at him saying I don't care how this started and what thus is over but guys do not hit girls and put them in head locks! that's not Fu$&ing cool man not at all!!
I didn't how these kids with clown make up and chains on would react but it was worth finding out! These girls would have gotten hurt as one of them was already bleeding...
The kid just looked at me and said English English...
I said yea I speak English man but you know what the Fu$! I'm trying to say!
He spoke good English and said that girl he put in a head lock slapped his girl and blah blah blah
I was really cool about everything and just said hey you don't touch girls I don't care what the situation is! Your girl needs to handle that or you need to take your girl away from the situation! He said sorry man were really sorry.. I said don't tell me sorry tell these girls sorry I'm not bleeding and holding my lip!
These kids were pretty small the biggest one was a foot shorter than me so i didn't get turned on ha ha and there was a guy taller than me that came up and said thank you!
then I was apart of a German polie investigation ha ha shit...
The funny thing was not one of the first five police could talk to me in English so the got a translater and 6 more cops lol they do mess around in Germany!
Mind you Marcus is just down the way on a bench watching all this ha ha what ever!
the lady that spoke English asked me why I made my self apart ofthe situation And I said because I think any body that didn't step into this situation is a sad person! A guy trying to push a girl into subway tracks then put her into a head lock and rough her up!
I can't watch that and feel ok with that!
She said well I hope that's what really happend and I said I don't know how there stories gonna play out bit I didn't hit anyone I simply stood in the guys face and told him that what he did is not ok! Flat out!
She said who threw the beer? I said it dropped when that poor girl was getting man handled! She asked me if I was drinking? Uhhh yea... What kind of question is that ha ha :)
Long story short I filled out a small report and went on my way!
Marcos just kept telling me I'm nuts and I just said the same to him! I think your nuts for sitting there!
he said bu the were my size lol what ever somethings you just gotta stand up for!
These kids were .... Just creepy lookin!
That was real interesting tho And burned about an hour of the night!
The rest of the night got just more crazy! Marcos and walked around st pauli and this guy stops us and says come in friends to see a greAt show and for free! I said ok what's the catch he said no catch but drinks are seven euros!
That was. Big no thank you! I just bought a bottle of wine for 2,40 euro!
Marcos said come on all buy your drink.. I said what? Marcos what hAppend to you ha ha! That's some good wine I guess!
What ever man Ive seen this scam in Tijuana ha ha!
Anyways we go in and the bar tender automatically gave us two small beers lol.. Like maybe 12 oz so I was about to get up and leave and this black guy next to me said you must pay for those! I said why I didn't order it! But I could tell it wasn't gonna be worth the debAte and Marcos payed any way..
Dont judge me on this pArt.. But then the slam gets better there's a topples girl dancing on stage right by the bar and she comes and sits next to me and then another sits next to marcos lol he was reaching for his coat!
But this girl gives me the twinkle eye ask me were I'm from and yadeee dah... Then here comes the oh Zack I really would like to have Drink with you, I was like ok so get one. She said no I want what your drinking, ok.... So get that...
she could tell I wasn't goin for it. I was lime what are you gonna by me? Oh I'll get you a shot of snops..
Yea that sounds great I spend another seven euros at this stupid ass bar and the get a shot of snops!
Zack don't you think I'm pretty, you can drink with a pretty girl..
Yea your gorgeous but Ive got this game figured out!
She said What game?
Ha ha so I just no thanks I'm good for now and says she will do a dance for her favorite juice which is orange juice..
Lol what!! This is just wacked!
I said how much is orange juice 6€ I'm sure
She said you must ask the bar tender.. Ha ha no I'm not den gonna look at that guy he'll hand be a tiny beer and charge me for it!
So she finally just said ok and walked away and then started dancing!
I grabbed my coat and peaced out! Marcos followed me out!
Now everbody we passed trying to get us to come in I just nien danke shu!
Or let me guess it's free to get in and you have to have an overpriced drink to stay... Then a girl is gonna wanna drink with me! NO
I wanted to get the he'll out of sex club scam centeral so we moved on to much better street were we met three kids about my age!
Laura, Alexa, and Nic
They were goin to a concert down the street and had to finish there bottle before they went in!
so we did the nice deed and helped out ha ha!
So we got in this concert and it filled up quick! We danced untill the concert ended and then Alexa pointed out Marcus just passed out at the table... WTF
They were like you have to get him back... Yea I know thanks!
oh wow this was just redicous I got him up and he takes five steps and falls and hits his hEad on the bottom of the bar...
I get him out and he falls Down the steps it was just aggravating!
Mind you it's icey and snow covered in most areas!
We get to walkin I'm like holding him up and he falls Gian brings me with him I cut my hand and banged up my knee...
I seriously almost left him!
I stopped to eat and he passéd out in the shop..
Finally got within reasonble range of the hostel after two tram rides...
I flagged down a taxi cause I was over it and wasn't exactly sobor my self..
For five euros we got back and I went straight to bed!
Woke up at eleven thirty checked out an hour and a half late but the lady was cool about it!
Marcos came down holding his head lol!
We got chinease food that I made him pay for because of last night!!!
And I seriously saw something i've never seen in my life! We got charge 1,50€ per glass of water and with out know ing I got a re-fill...
I was kinda pist not gonna lie!
I drank lots of water last night, Im a responcible drinker!
Ha ha i drank so much more than Marcos and carried his ass back..
I was a fun one but a real real crazy one!
Ha ha I'm leaving hamburg tomorrow and gonna try and catch hot chip in koln, but we'll see!
There sold out every were, that means goooood show!!!
Once agian don't judge you Guys are probably thinkin wow zacks slippen!
Im not just havin fun maybe to much fun and makin memories!
Love ya guys!
If i stay in hamburg Another day all be home tomorrow ha ha it's 4x the price of Berlin!
I miss Berlin ha ha but not as much as I miss everyone back home!
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